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Mama Lou, the clever and charming young lady known to the public as the “Queen of Mean.”
What she cannot do with her smallest pinky finger is not worthy doing by the ordinary person’s full strength.
Ms. Lou was born in Kansas City, Kansas, in the Midwest of the USA.
From her cradle Mama Lou has been a Strong Woman and her family only realized it when her mother, by accident, dropped upon her a bowling ball of eight pounds (an unfortunate habit most mothers are guilty of). The little tot succeeded in saving herself from concussion of the brain by raising her pudgy infant arms and catching the falling bowling ball in her outstretched hands.
At the age of six Ms. Lou astonished her parents by winning $10 in a friendly neighborhood wager, a game of Human-Tug-of-War, Mama Lou vs. Tommy “Knucklehead” Roberts & Marcus “Muscle” Jackson. The small Ms. Lou, placed in the middle of a Muscle & Knucklehead sandwich, feared not, even though her competitors stood nearly twice her size!
Ms. Lou scarcely remembers when she wasn't considered the strongest woman around. Traveling along the Kansas highways with her family some years ago, the station wagon in which she sat with her parents and five brothers and sisters came to a standstill in the middle of a very long stretch outside of Topeka. With passengers and family luggage accessories the old station wagon was quite overcome. While awaiting the slow arrival of the local towing truck, Mama Lou seized a bit of rope from the backseat, hastily alighted, harnessed herself to the heavily-laden car, and dragged it in triumph into town where she parked the car at the nearest service station.
She can easily bear the weight of able-bodied men standing on her abdomen; bend common nails in half using her hand; sustain the weight of 5 grown adults with ease; and rip entire telephone books in half. As a Strong Woman she hasn't an equal in the world!
She is a real specimen of womanhood, this wholesome and daring slice of American Pie, Mama Lou: American Strong Woman!
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